biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sanattafrank:

pokeslytherinandy:

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable 

(via funny-jack)

platform9and3quartrs:

Sirius: I can see the light!

James: Wtf Pads

Sirius: Shut up I’m monologuing

Sirius: Tell my mother she’s a bitch

Remus: Sirius,

Sirius: Tell Lily that she’s short

Lily: you better watch it Black

Sirius: Tell James it was me who stole his favourite t shirt and got chocolate all over it

James: Wait, what?

Remus: Sirius!

Sirius: Tell Regulus that he- what Moony?

Remus: Shut the fuck up, it’s just a damn paper cut

highsymbiote:

Art by ゆ@1日目/ア09a (@li_ili_ili_il)

(Source : twitter.com, via highsymbiote)

• Dan: You fainted. Do you remember anything?
• Eddie: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
• Dan: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
• Eddie: But I heard a siren
• Anne: That was Venom.
• Venom: Sorry, I got nervous.

highsymbiote:

Art by 🕸KiKi (@udon_118)

(Source : twitter.com)

highsymbiote:

Art by 🕸KiKi (@udon_118)

(Source : twitter.com)

lemonmangosorbet:

the alien noodle returns with their hot takes. just call this Venom propaganda 🖤✨